Robbie Rotten

Summary

He's Number One. That's all you need to know.

Powers and Stats

Tier: Number One

Name: Robbie Rotten

Origin: LazyTown/The Internet

Lazy Town - We are Number One Music Video Videos For Kids

Gender: Male

Age: Irrelevant

Classification: The True One-Above-All, The True Supreme Being, Number One

Powers and Abilities: All powers and abilities, but his powers and abilities are OmniRobbieRottenfinitely times better/more powerful than everyone else's powers and abilities because HE IS NUMBER ONE

Attack Potency: This section is extremely irrelevant due to his power, but if I were to give him an AP level, it'd probably be: Number One level (if ANYONE fights him or even thinks about fighting him...yeah, nice knowing them. He'll INSTANTLY kill anyone who's fighting him before the fight even starts, and just thinking about fighting him will result in instant death for ANYONE).

Speed: His speed is Number One. Thus, he's much faster than everyone else by default, even when he's at his absolute worst.

Lifting Strength: This is and will always be irrelevant because of how powerful he is.

Striking Strength: This is irrelevant as well.

Durability: His durability is Number One. Absolutely nothing can even touch him, let alone tickle him. Even if anyone/anything could touch/tickle him, they'd be completely obliterated.

Stamina: This, too, is Number One. His stamina is far above Infinite/limitless stamina, even when he's at his absolute worst.

Range: Everywhere, even at his absolute worst.

Standard Equipment: Irrelevant with a capital I

Intelligence: His intelligence is also Number One, thus making him much smarter than everyone else by default.

Weaknesses: To even think about Robbie Rotten having those is among the gravest of all sins. To assume he has those is also among the gravest of all sins. If you commit either one of these two sins, he will not forgive you nor have mercy on your soul; instead, he will obliterate you before you'll even have the chance to scream. So in other words, he has absolutely NO weaknesses. 

Notable Attacks/Techniques: All attacks/techniques, but his attacks/techniques are OmniRobbieRottenfinitely times better/more powerful than everyone else's attacks/techniques because HE IS NUMBER ONE

Some fun facts about Robbie Rotten

1. HE IS NUMBER ONE (though you already know this by now)
2. When Robbie Rotten steps on a Lego, the Lego cries.
3. Robbie Rotten was once told that nothing could kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
4. Robbie Rotten tested positive for the Coronavirus (aka COVID-19). The virus is now in quarantine for the next 2 weeks.
5. Robbie Rotten frequently donates blood. Just never his own.
6. Robbie Rotten doesn't turn on the shower. He stares at it until it starts to cry.
7. Robbie Rotten once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands.
8. When Robbie Rotten does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He's actually pushing the world down.
9. Robbie Rotten's tears cure cancer and AIDS. It's too bad he never cries...
10. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Robbie Rotten has allowed to live.
11. Robbie Rotten never ever calls the wrong number. You simply answer the wrong phone.
12. If you can see Robbie Rotten, he can see you. If you can't see Robbie Rotten, then you may be only seconds away from death.
13. Robbie Rotten grinds coffee with his teeth then boils the water with his own rage.
14. Death once had a near-Robbie Rotten experience.
15. Robbie Rotten doesn't write code. He stares at the computer screen until he gets the program he wants.
16. And speaking of code, Robbie Rotten doesn't use debuggers. He stares down until the code fixes itself.
17. Google never searches for Robbie Rotten because it knows that you don't find Robbie Rotten, he finds you.
18. Robbie Rotten never wears a watch. He decides what time it is.
19. Robbie Rotten never uses a map. He decides where he is.
20. Robbie Rotten doesn't blow out the candles on his birthday cake. He suffocates them with the weight of his stare.
21. Hand sanitizers kill 99.9% of germs. Robbie Rotten kills 100% of whatever he wants.
22. Robbie Rotten can divide by 0.
23. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he first checks in his closet and under his bed for Robbie Rotten.
24. Robbie Rotten beat the sun in a staring contest.
25. Robbie Rotten can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
26. Robbie Rotten can kill your imaginary friends.
27. Robbie Rotten can hear sign language.
28. Bigfoot claims he saw Robbie Rotten.
29. Robbie Rotten went around the world...by standing still.
30. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Robbie Rotten.
31. Robbie Rotten has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.
32. Robbie Rotten once won an underwater breathing contest against a fish.
33. There is no such thing as global warming. Robbie Rotten was cold so he turned the sun up.
34. Robbie Rotten can strangle you with a cordless phone.
35. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Robbie Rotten stories.
36. Robbie Rotten can lift up a chair with one hand while he's sitting on it.
37. While learning CPR, Robbie Rotten actually brought the practice dummy to life.
38. Robbie Rotten was born on May 6, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered on May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not...
39. Robbie Rotten played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
40. Robbie Rotten does not go hunting because the word "hunting" infers the probability of failure. Robbie Rotten goes killing.
41. They once made a Robbie Rotten toilet paper. Only problem was, it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
42. Robbie Rotten makes Hypnotoad hail him.
43. In a zombie apocalypse, Robbie Rotten isn't trying to survive. The zombies are.
44. If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Robbie Rotten hears it. Robbie Rotten can hear everything.
45. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Robbie Rotten would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
46. When you say "no one's perfect", Robbie Rotten takes this as a personal insult.
47. Robbie Rotten once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
48. Azathoth sleeps because Robbie Rotten said he would kill him if he ever woke up.
49. When Robbie Rotten misspells a word, all the English dictionaries have to be updated because he can never be wrong.
50. In an emergency, 9-1-1 calls Robbie Rotten.
51. Robbie Rotten caught all the Pokemon from a landline.
52. There are 237 different ways how Robbie Rotten can kill you with a roll of extra-soft toilet paper.
53. Robbie Rotten doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
54. Robbie Rotten doesn't need a hammer. The nails drive themselves into the wood to get away from him.
55. Robbie Rotten doesn't sleep. He waits.
56. Jesus can walk on water. Robbie Rotten can swim through land.
57. Robbie Rotten died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
58. Robbie Rotten bowled a perfect game with a golf ball.
59. When Robbie Rotten sleeps, he uses a night light. Not because he's afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.
60. When Robbie Rotten was born, the only one who cried was the doctor; never slap Robbie Rotten.
61. Robbie Rotten doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
62. If you have $5 and Robbie Rotten has $5, Robbie Rotten has more money than you.
63. Robbie Rotten will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
64. Robbie Rotten knows the last digit of pi.
65. Robbie Rotten can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
66. Robbie Rotten defeated a brick wall in tennis.
67. God is called "God" because "Robbie Rotten" was already taken.
68. Robbie Rotten can drown a fish.
69. Robbie Rotten jumped the Grand Canyon LONGWAYS.
70. Robbie Rotten gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.
71. Robbie Rotten KNOWS Victoria's secret.
72. Robbie Rotten doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Robbie Rotten.
73. Robbie Rotten CAN win "The Game".
74. A cobra once bit Robbie Rotten. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
75. Robbie Rotten can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
76. Robbie Rotten counted to infinity twice.
77. Robbie Rotten and The Incredible Hulk once had an arm-wrestling contest. Whoever lost had to paint their skin green.
78. Robbie Rotten and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underpants on the outside.
79. Robbie Rotten once punched the Hulk in the face. Now the Hulk hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek.
80. Light Yagami once wrote "Robbie Rotten" in the Death Note. Just kidding, why would he do that? And even if he did, the Death Note would've died 40 seconds later.
81. Robbie Rotten went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund.
82. You don't defeat Robbie Rotten, you survive him.

Others

Notable Victories: Everyone. This obviously includes every profile/character on this website, every profile/character that will be on this website, every profile/character on the internet, and every profile/character that will be on the internet. This also includes the profile/character you are thinking of/typing up right now. He has already won.

Notable Losses: Robbie Rotten can never, and will never lose because he is and will always be Number One. ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Inconclusive Matches: All members and allies of Slayers of Simps and Conquerers of Godmodes Wiki

Gallery

Nick, Death, all of these puny insects who call themselves "goddesses", and ALL OF these PUNY, CRINGE ANIME SLUTS after they all unsuccessfully tried to challenge Robbie Rotten

All TikTok and YouTube shorts never stood a chance against Robbie Rotten.